It sure is hot and dry!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

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Someone says, “It sure is hot and dry!” And someone else says, “Well, just how hot and dry is it?” I heard a story the other day that said it is so hot and dry that the water moccasins are getting ticks on their backs. At the Historical Society meeting the other day, Bob Prophet passed on to me a story off the Internet that said it is so hot and dry in Kansas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists have begun using wet wipes, the Presbyterians are handing out rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

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